The Devil Comes in Many Forms

There's this wild... cat. It's black with fangs longer than Dracula's and claws longer than Wolverine. It broke into my house. Somehow the door blew open in the middle of the night, and this... cat, got in. Early in the morning, I hear, "Meow. Meow! MEOW!!" extremely loud, which put my heart in a panic. I jump out of bed to find this furry creature IN MY BEDROOM. Having a heart attack, I shooed the cat back outside. Then frantically checked myself for ticks.

It was SCARY.

I'm tellin ya, this cat is the devil. I used to think Satan only came in forms of moths (those of you at girls camp know what I'm talking about) But it comes in cat form as well.

Seriously.

So seriously serious,

Honore