Losing Wisdom Makes Me Giggle

My friend Torey B. got her wisdom teeth pulled out! Poor thing. While she was on the medication, she was saying THE funniest things. Torey was sooooo out of it. Tatum, Taryn, Brooklynn, Huston and I were dying laughing.

"You wanna know what surprises me? Ffffff-ireworks."

"I wanna get married in my pool. And the reception will be in my bathroom. But I have to clean it first."

Huston and I brought her Jamba Juice, which T. thought burned her mouth, and Tatum asked how it tastes. "It tastes like… Santa Clause."

"I don't wanna lay down right now. I just wanna go tanning. Someone take me to the pool!"

We were carrying her from one room to another and Torey says, "I feel like running a marathon right now!" and then once we got to the top of the stairs she yells, "TOREY TAKES A TUMBLE!!"

The funniest thing I thought was that Torey didn't remember her mom and thought she was a stalker and had kidnapped her. Her mom left the room and Torey whispers to Tatum, "You have to HELP ME. This lady is a stalker and kidnapped me! I just want to go homeee. Take me to Candyland!"

Haha Torey cracks me up. I kinda like it when my friends get their wisdom teeth out…

xoxo

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